The following is based on true events... — I'm confident Danny DeVito could take all comers.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
facelessoldgargoyle
skullforbrains

One will protect you, the rest will try to kill you. Who are you picking?

Charlie

Dee

Mac

Dennis

Frank

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hadeantaiga

I don't know who any of these people are, when I saw it on my dash there was no fandom tagged, so I went purely on vibes and picked Charlie, who is apparently the correct choice

facelessoldgargoyle

Oh it’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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Charlie is the guy in this meme

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cipheramnesia

I’m confident Danny DeVito could take all comers.